Rage Conqueror Pillows

Learning to deal with road rage is really hard when the stupid therapist keeps cutting you off.

"Only three bent clubs today. I see those anger management classes are starting to help."

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

What My Day Feels Like

'You'll never believe the day I've had...'

Trays on desk read: In/Out/Lose in the Shuffle.

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

"It's time I got a bigger sword!"

Yoga To-Do

'There's an app you can program to delete your trash? I've had one for years called Dave.'

Woman as a beacon and guide of the family

In Tray, Out Tray, and Shredded Paper Tray

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

"Miss Jones! Clear my schedule until I get this sorted out!"

IN OUT UP DOWN AND ALL AROUND

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

College student cleans messy dorm room littered with clothes with leafsnow blower

"So I bought this doohickey that is very good with chaos."

"I'm going to be vacuuming, if you want to go into the farthest room and start asking me questions."

Firefigher arm-wrestling with a dragon.

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

'Since it's Mother's Day, we'd like you to take the day off.'

"My name is Van Gelsing, Madame. I'm an expert in cleaning teenagers' rooms. If you need me, just give me a call, okay?"

The inevitable conflict of interest facing every crisis manager.

"No monsters under this bed! After I cleaned there's no room."

"Walking down here and asking if I can get you some more detergent from the store is just the beginning of my fence-mending agenda."

Whack-A-Chore: "You play it all day, every day, until you can't anymore."

'I can't remember the title,but it was on a little white piece of paper.'

"You are Here" sign on mountain.

"These fish quotas are getting ridiculous."

'Really, it will be fine. Go home and give it a try. Wash lights with lights and darks with darks.'

The horn of paper

Cleaner being carried away on a magic carpet.

"I reached Level Three of Super Mario Brothers!"

'No breakfast until you're finished making your bed, Joey.'