Anger Conqueror Pillows

Try to keep your anger under control.

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

What My Day Feels Like

'You'll never believe the day I've had...'

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

Second lifeReal life.

Trays on desk read: In/Out/Lose in the Shuffle.

Yoga To-Do

In Tray, Out Tray, and Shredded Paper Tray

Woman as a beacon and guide of the family

"Miss Jones! Clear my schedule until I get this sorted out!"

'There's an app you can program to delete your trash? I've had one for years called Dave.'

'Hand over the last one now kid or you're getting my fist for Christmas!'

IN OUT UP DOWN AND ALL AROUND

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

College student cleans messy dorm room littered with clothes with leafsnow blower

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

"I'm going to be vacuuming, if you want to go into the farthest room and start asking me questions."

"So I bought this doohickey that is very good with chaos."

Firefigher arm-wrestling with a dragon.

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

Minister Starts at a New Church

'Since it's Mother's Day, we'd like you to take the day off.'

The inevitable conflict of interest facing every crisis manager.

"My name is Van Gelsing, Madame. I'm an expert in cleaning teenagers' rooms. If you need me, just give me a call, okay?"

"Men just won't leave me alone!"

"Walking down here and asking if I can get you some more detergent from the store is just the beginning of my fence-mending agenda."

Whack-A-Chore: "You play it all day, every day, until you can't anymore."

'You can't keep a middle school girl from wanting to impress boys, Valerie.'

Time Management Conultancy - Out, Out

"No monsters under this bed! After I cleaned there's no room."

'I can't remember the title,but it was on a little white piece of paper.'

'Really, it will be fine. Go home and give it a try. Wash lights with lights and darks with darks.'

"These fish quotas are getting ridiculous."

"I reached Level Three of Super Mario Brothers!"