Anger Conqueror Mugs

Try to keep your anger under control.

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

What My Day Feels Like

'You'll never believe the day I've had...'

Second lifeReal life.

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

Trays on desk read: In/Out/Lose in the Shuffle.

Yoga To-Do

'There's an app you can program to delete your trash? I've had one for years called Dave.'

Woman as a beacon and guide of the family

In Tray, Out Tray, and Shredded Paper Tray

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

"Miss Jones! Clear my schedule until I get this sorted out!"

IN OUT UP DOWN AND ALL AROUND

College student cleans messy dorm room littered with clothes with leafsnow blower

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

"I'm going to be vacuuming, if you want to go into the farthest room and start asking me questions."

"So I bought this doohickey that is very good with chaos."

Firefigher arm-wrestling with a dragon.

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

Minister Starts at a New Church

'Since it's Mother's Day, we'd like you to take the day off.'

The inevitable conflict of interest facing every crisis manager.

"My name is Van Gelsing, Madame. I'm an expert in cleaning teenagers' rooms. If you need me, just give me a call, okay?"

"Men just won't leave me alone!"

"No monsters under this bed! After I cleaned there's no room."

'You can't keep a middle school girl from wanting to impress boys, Valerie.'

"Walking down here and asking if I can get you some more detergent from the store is just the beginning of my fence-mending agenda."

Whack-A-Chore: "You play it all day, every day, until you can't anymore."

'I can't remember the title,but it was on a little white piece of paper.'

'Really, it will be fine. Go home and give it a try. Wash lights with lights and darks with darks.'

"These fish quotas are getting ridiculous."

Cleaner being carried away on a magic carpet.

"I reached Level Three of Super Mario Brothers!"