Crag Conqueror Pillows

"I'm a rock-climber - I know how challenging a craggy face can be."

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

"Let's take it again from the top...but this time with more fillings."

"Men just won't leave me alone!"

'You can't keep a middle school girl from wanting to impress boys, Valerie.'

'My, that's some cavity' (words echo on)

"To cross street, push button, wait for walk signal, wait, wait some more."

Medieval soldiers on a bouncy castle

Mountain climber error.

Speleologist

Learning to deal with road rage is really hard when the stupid therapist keeps cutting you off.

"We have a problem. It's called the competition."

Cricket.

"Ha ha, very funny. But seriously … there’s a pub at the top?"

'That was a tough one.' Dentist fell on the ground

Attila is No. 1! We heart Attila! Hooray for Attila! Attila is the man! Yell your king my warriors and I want his castle! Who shall I say is calling?

'Remember, folks, don't try this on your own!'

'You idiot! Two is aim, three is fire!'

"Whoopsy."

"These will make you feel like a kid again... especially when you can't remove the child-proof cap!"

Man Being Chased By Coins.

"I want to apologize for some of the remarks I made during the heat of battle."

'Well, once it's won the prize for Biggest Marrow I shall expect you to replace my fence!'

"You claim you're not cheating on your diet, Mr. Parker. But how do you explain this recent weight gain?"

'You won't get me to sit on the couch and discuss my obsession until I straighten things up, Dr Hunter.'

Woman walking through a bakery with blinkers on.

"Did we remember to get that thing we came here for?"

King of the Mountain

Bandaged Mummy

'Funny things carbohydrates - you can't see them, yet they terrify my mother.'

'Wow, this is a lot better!'

'One cavity in 10 visits.' 'No cavities and no visits.'