Crag Conqueror Mugs

"I'm a rock-climber - I know how challenging a craggy face can be."

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

"Let's take it again from the top...but this time with more fillings."

'You can't keep a middle school girl from wanting to impress boys, Valerie.'

"Men just won't leave me alone!"

"To cross street, push button, wait for walk signal, wait, wait some more."

Medieval soldiers on a bouncy castle

Mountain climber error.

'That was a tough one.' Dentist fell on the ground

"We have a problem. It's called the competition."

Cricket.

"Ha ha, very funny. But seriously … there’s a pub at the top?"

Learning to deal with road rage is really hard when the stupid therapist keeps cutting you off.

Speleologist

'You idiot! Two is aim, three is fire!'

Man Being Chased By Coins.

"These will make you feel like a kid again... especially when you can't remove the child-proof cap!"

'Well, once it's won the prize for Biggest Marrow I shall expect you to replace my fence!'

"I want to apologize for some of the remarks I made during the heat of battle."

"You claim you're not cheating on your diet, Mr. Parker. But how do you explain this recent weight gain?"

'You won't get me to sit on the couch and discuss my obsession until I straighten things up, Dr Hunter.'

Woman walking through a bakery with blinkers on.

King of the Mountain

"I should've known if we told him we were going to have him declawed he'd go out with a bang."

'One cavity in 10 visits.' 'No cavities and no visits.'

"Did we remember to get that thing we came here for?"

'Wow, this is a lot better!'

Bandaged Mummy