Cap Conqueror Mugs

"These will make you feel like a kid again... especially when you can't remove the child-proof cap!"

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

"It's time I got a bigger sword!"

"Must get a longer cable."

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

Planting a Flag on the Summit

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

'I'd like a few words with you Farnsworth. Aren't those my shoes you're wearing?'

Access Denied!

"You are Here" sign on mountain.

Medieval soldiers on a bouncy castle

Mountain Climbers get a Surprise.

The Top and The Tippy-top (mountain climbing)

"By the way, some of us have begun to feel that 'Because it's there' is not reason enough."

"...and although the tortoise was severely speed-challenged, he achieved his sales quota through a strict goal-specific program."

Mountain climber error.

Because it's there!

"I'm a rock-climber - I know how challenging a craggy face can be."

Speleologist

No U Turn.

"Ha ha, very funny. But seriously … there’s a pub at the top?"

'You idiot! Two is aim, three is fire!'

"Officer, my husband went back there last night to hook up a DVR... and I haven't seen him since!"

'You'll never get me to take my baseball cap off during class!'

Man Being Chased By Coins.

"I want to apologize for some of the remarks I made during the heat of battle."

'If you experience pain and discomfort in removing the cap... double the dosage.'

"Ahhh, there's nothing like the fifteenth cup of the day."

"As part of the bank's form reduction policy, you wont' have to fill out any additional forms. Your loan application has not been approved."

King of the Mountain

A man playing a video game called Anaconda Attack is wrapped up in game console cord.

"Did we remember to get that thing we came here for?"