Cap Conqueror Prints

"These will make you feel like a kid again... especially when you can't remove the child-proof cap!"

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

"It's time I got a bigger sword!"

"Must get a longer cable."

Planting a Flag on the Summit

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

Access Denied!

'I'd like a few words with you Farnsworth. Aren't those my shoes you're wearing?'

"You are Here" sign on mountain.

Medieval soldiers on a bouncy castle

Mountain Climbers get a Surprise.

The Top and The Tippy-top (mountain climbing)

"By the way, some of us have begun to feel that 'Because it's there' is not reason enough."

"...and although the tortoise was severely speed-challenged, he achieved his sales quota through a strict goal-specific program."

Because it's there!

Mountain climber error.

Speleologist

"Ha ha, very funny. But seriously … there’s a pub at the top?"

Attila is No. 1! We heart Attila! Hooray for Attila! Attila is the man! Yell your king my warriors and I want his castle! Who shall I say is calling?

"I'm a rock-climber - I know how challenging a craggy face can be."

No U Turn.

Fascinating Fact: More climbers have perished on the way down this mountain than on the way up.

'You idiot! Two is aim, three is fire!'

"Officer, my husband went back there last night to hook up a DVR... and I haven't seen him since!"

'You'll never get me to take my baseball cap off during class!'

Man Being Chased By Coins.

"Ahhh, there's nothing like the fifteenth cup of the day."

'If you experience pain and discomfort in removing the cap... double the dosage.'

"I want to apologize for some of the remarks I made during the heat of battle."

"As part of the bank's form reduction policy, you wont' have to fill out any additional forms. Your loan application has not been approved."

"All my wires and cords have banded together to stop me from going wireless!"

King of the Mountain