Construction Conqueror Prints

We regret that misprint on the box. Instead of saying, 'An 8 year old can assemble this' it should have read, 'It takes 8 years to assemble this.'

Rage.

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Homo Gamus

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

Just call me Picasso!

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

Gamers

A woman wearing a skin sitting behind a desk with a nameplate that reads "Sheena, Queen of the corporate jungle."

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

Why am I running?

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

The Devil's in the detail!

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

"I believe he was the victim of a hostile takeover."

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

'...and what's more, my databank has more data than your databank.'

'Watch it...I'm carrying a concealed weapon...my lawyer.'

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

"I advise a slow, steady stream of lawsuits to weaken your enemies resistance. We call it time release litigation."

'He works in Acquisitions.'

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

Painter's Duel.

Access Denied!

'I sent an employee to a motivational seminar once. He came back and took my job.'

"Stop staring"

"Nice hopping. Now what?"

"The only thing wrong with Capitalism is competition. Sign this non-compete agreement."

Climbing the mountain up towards business opportunities.