Chair Conqueror Prints

'I'd like a few words with you Farnsworth. Aren't those my shoes you're wearing?'

'My feet are killing me.'

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

Second lifeReal life.

The trim reaper

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

Business cartoon about an incentive to complete the paperwork.

Yoga To-Do

Planting a Flag on the Summit

'There's an app you can program to delete your trash? I've had one for years called Dave.'

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

'Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?'

"I'm going to be vacuuming, if you want to go into the farthest room and start asking me questions."

"Damn it, Gwendolyn, you know when you married me I only moved one square at a time."

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

'Since it's Mother's Day, we'd like you to take the day off.'

"What ever happened with that old shack you bought in the woods? You were going to rehab and flip it."

Careerist

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

Whack-A-Chore: "You play it all day, every day, until you can't anymore."

A Learning Curve.

"Walking down here and asking if I can get you some more detergent from the store is just the beginning of my fence-mending agenda."

"No monsters under this bed! After I cleaned there's no room."

"Men just won't leave me alone!"

"Where do you see yourself in five moves?"

'Really, it will be fine. Go home and give it a try. Wash lights with lights and darks with darks.'

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

Are they dangerous? Only if I shut off the tv.

Cleaner being carried away on a magic carpet.