Closet Conqueror Prints

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

"I didn't spark joy."

"It has come to my attention that some work-from-home employees aren't maintaining company standards."

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

Fact: The average person spends 4.3 hours per week looking for things that are misplaced, misfiled or mislabeled.

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

Second lifeReal life.

"I discovered our home can be programmed to spit out any unnecessary clutter."

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

"I love fast break business success."

Business cartoon about an incentive to complete the paperwork.

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

'I've misplaced everything.'

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

"Please don't interrupt Mommy when she's in her gym slash office slash living room slash cafeteria."

The Move.

'Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?'

'Sir, I've got a computer to avoid a giant mess but unfortunately I can't find the computer in this giant mess!'

"We really have to catch up on our New Yorkers."

A Mom's Purse

Categories are the key to organizing.

'I'd like a few words with you Farnsworth. Aren't those my shoes you're wearing?'

"What ever happened with that old shack you bought in the woods? You were going to rehab and flip it."

Careerist

'It's about your reports, Mittens. They're incomprehensible -- It's as if you walked across the keyboard, laid down and rolled over it a hundred times, then took a nap on it.'

'Remember,Riley-as soon as you clear your desk you may leave early.'

"Where do you see yourself in five moves?"

"You said you'd be 'five minutes,’ nine months ago."

"...and how do you feel about being labelled the new Great British hope?"