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'I'd like a few words with you Farnsworth. Aren't those my shoes you're wearing?'

'My feet are killing me.'

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

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"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

The trim reaper

Business cartoon about an incentive to complete the paperwork.

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

Yoga To-Do

Planting a Flag on the Summit

'There's an app you can program to delete your trash? I've had one for years called Dave.'

'Hand over the last one now kid or you're getting my fist for Christmas!'

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

'Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?'

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

"Damn it, Gwendolyn, you know when you married me I only moved one square at a time."

"I'm going to be vacuuming, if you want to go into the farthest room and start asking me questions."

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

'Since it's Mother's Day, we'd like you to take the day off.'

Whack-A-Chore: "You play it all day, every day, until you can't anymore."

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

"What ever happened with that old shack you bought in the woods? You were going to rehab and flip it."

A Learning Curve.

"No monsters under this bed! After I cleaned there's no room."

Careerist

"Walking down here and asking if I can get you some more detergent from the store is just the beginning of my fence-mending agenda."

"Men just won't leave me alone!"

"Where do you see yourself in five moves?"

'Really, it will be fine. Go home and give it a try. Wash lights with lights and darks with darks.'

Cleaner being carried away on a magic carpet.

Are they dangerous? Only if I shut off the tv.

It's too hard to clean my closet. Take out everything. Throw them into "keep", "donate" or "toss" boxes. Ok. Done!

Time to put away your presents. I don't have room. You said you "needed" a new jacket. I do! My old one's too small. Donate it. I would. But I can't get it out of my closet.