Castle Conqueror Mugs

'You idiot! Two is aim, three is fire!'

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

"I want to apologize for some of the remarks I made during the heat of battle."

Oh, I'm not going to live here. I'm just going to flip it.

Attila is No. 1! We heart Attila! Hooray for Attila! Attila is the man! Yell your king my warriors and I want his castle! Who shall I say is calling?

Medieval soldiers on a bouncy castle

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

Man is caught swimming on an inflable float in a moat by the knights.

A woman wearing a skin sitting behind a desk with a nameplate that reads "Sheena, Queen of the corporate jungle."

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

Second lifeReal life.

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

"I love fast break business success."

'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'

Why am I running?

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

"I believe he was the victim of a hostile takeover."

Welcome Ghost.

'Hand over the last one now kid or you're getting my fist for Christmas!'

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

'...and what's more, my databank has more data than your databank.'

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

"Stop! Information overload. I need to rebuffer."

"I advise a slow, steady stream of lawsuits to weaken your enemies resistance. We call it time release litigation."

'I sent an employee to a motivational seminar once. He came back and took my job.'

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

"Somehow I thought they'd be a bit SCARIER."

'He works in Acquisitions.'

National corporate ladder of success monument.

'I'm going out to forge an alliance.'

"No man's going to stop me from getting to the top!"