Nightmare Conqueror Gifts

Guys, I'm afraid to fall asleep. What if I have another nightmare that Anderson Cooper is taunting me? Take that, fancy anchor man.

'It's the boogie man!'

"Here we are."

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

Garrett knew it was important to jeep his brain from overheating during big tests.

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

The Adrenal Gland Answers Your Questions

"What do you mean you can't stand to be touched?"

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

Yoga To-Do

Bad times to sneeze

"That was one of the hardest exams ever. I don't think anybody got a good grade."

'There's an app you can program to delete your trash? I've had one for years called Dave.'

Too big to fail

Business coach hiding in speach desk.

Riding the Rollercoaster.

Rubbish and Everest

'Maybe change is a good thing.'

Firefigher arm-wrestling with a dragon.

Back To School

"I like to stay on top of things."

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

"I'm going to be vacuuming, if you want to go into the farthest room and start asking me questions."

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

'What a lot of fuss, fancy being afraid of an 'itsy-bitsy' little mouse like this!'

'Since it's Mother's Day, we'd like you to take the day off.'

'Hello Doctor. I'm Ed Shannon and these are my neuroses.'

'In just six hours you will be simultaneously cured of your fear of snakes, heights, small spaces and commitment.'

"Papi, I heard something!"

Artist Disappears When A Moose Shows Up