Darkness Conqueror Gifts

Knight Light

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

"Class of 2008, never let the excuse 'I can't find my pants' stand in the way of your dreams."

What My Day Feels Like

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

'You'll never believe the day I've had...'

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

Trays on desk read: In/Out/Lose in the Shuffle.

The Adrenal Gland Answers Your Questions

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

Your stress is stress-related.

"Miss Jones! Clear my schedule until I get this sorted out!"

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

"Uh-oh it's happening aain, the feeling I'm being triggered...."

IN OUT UP DOWN AND ALL AROUND

In Tray, Out Tray, and Shredded Paper Tray

Business coach hiding in speach desk.

"Let's take it again from the top...but this time with more fillings."

Riding the Rollercoaster.

College student cleans messy dorm room littered with clothes with leafsnow blower

'Maybe change is a good thing.'

Firefigher arm-wrestling with a dragon.

If I can have your attention, gentlemen- we have a heavy schedule.

"Do you cover hypochondria?"

"So I bought this doohickey that is very good with chaos."

"Looting and plundering! Looting and plundering! There must be more to life!...."

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

Hourglass Dumptruck

'Don't be nervous but I think we're about to go LIVE on the new system.'

'What a lot of fuss, fancy being afraid of an 'itsy-bitsy' little mouse like this!'

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

The inevitable conflict of interest facing every crisis manager.

"My name is Van Gelsing, Madame. I'm an expert in cleaning teenagers' rooms. If you need me, just give me a call, okay?"