Darkness Conqueror T-Shirts

Knight Light

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

"Class of 2008, never let the excuse 'I can't find my pants' stand in the way of your dreams."

What My Day Feels Like

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

'You'll never believe the day I've had...'

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

Trays on desk read: In/Out/Lose in the Shuffle.

"What do you mean you can't stand to be touched?"

The Adrenal Gland Answers Your Questions

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

"Miss Jones! Clear my schedule until I get this sorted out!"

IN OUT UP DOWN AND ALL AROUND

In Tray, Out Tray, and Shredded Paper Tray

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

Your stress is stress-related.

"Uh-oh it's happening aain, the feeling I'm being triggered...."

Business coach hiding in speach desk.

Riding the Rollercoaster.

"Let's take it again from the top...but this time with more fillings."

College student cleans messy dorm room littered with clothes with leafsnow blower

'Maybe change is a good thing.'

If I can have your attention, gentlemen- we have a heavy schedule.

Transcend Dental Medication: "Prepare to let go of the pain."

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

Firefigher arm-wrestling with a dragon.

"Do you cover hypochondria?"

'Don't be nervous but I think we're about to go LIVE on the new system.'

Supermarket Merge

Hourglass Dumptruck

"So I bought this doohickey that is very good with chaos."

"Looting and plundering! Looting and plundering! There must be more to life!...."

'What a lot of fuss, fancy being afraid of an 'itsy-bitsy' little mouse like this!'

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

"My name is Van Gelsing, Madame. I'm an expert in cleaning teenagers' rooms. If you need me, just give me a call, okay?"