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The Conquest

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

The Adrenal Gland Answers Your Questions

Business cartoon about an incentive to complete the paperwork.

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

Yoga To-Do

'There's an app you can program to delete your trash? I've had one for years called Dave.'

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

"My client greatly regrets the incident with the carving knife. However, in her defense, 14 people were coming for Thanksgiving and her husband, who had just one job to do, bought only 8 rolls."

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

'Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?'

Business coach hiding in speach desk.

Riding the Rollercoaster.

'Maybe change is a good thing.'

'So far more education hasn't helped me get a job. I think I'll get some student loans and get some more education.'

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

"I'm going to be vacuuming, if you want to go into the farthest room and start asking me questions."

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

'What a lot of fuss, fancy being afraid of an 'itsy-bitsy' little mouse like this!'

'Since it's Mother's Day, we'd like you to take the day off.'

'He struggles with having to do his own marketing.'

"Mr. Carley, would you like to begin today’s session?" "Claustrophobic's therapy session today at 2:00"

"Walking down here and asking if I can get you some more detergent from the store is just the beginning of my fence-mending agenda."

Artist Disappears When A Moose Shows Up

'I've tied a knot to remind you to feed him.'

Whack-A-Chore: "You play it all day, every day, until you can't anymore."

Careerist

'Dino never could stand heights.'

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

'Hello Doctor. I'm Ed Shannon and these are my neuroses.'

Same Sex Wedding

"No monsters under this bed! After I cleaned there's no room."

'I got over my fear of clowns by marrying one.'