Playful Conqueror T-Shirts

1927: Edmund Hillary conkers Everett.

'Don't look at me like that! You're the one who wanted to live in a bouncy castle!'

"Can Olaf come out to pillage and plunder?"

"Where the wild things were."

Danth battle?

Al's Diner. Special: Spaghetti. All You Can Eat $3.95. Ernie, don't play with your food unless you're sure you can win.

The Cricketer and the Golfer

Seven deadly sins shopping plaza

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

Call it Tough Love.

'Yes, I can come out and play. My webcam, iPod and videophone are grounded.'

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

Boyfriend scores notches on wall by bed.

'According to my calculations, George, you don't exist. You... don't... exist. George. I'm going to have to ask you to leave.'

An old lady Kitesurfing

'Hello? - Is that me?'

Best Pals

Valentine's Day calls for a romantic candlelight dinner and soft music. Then a trip back to my place for some heavy groping and groaning.

'By the way, no one has ever beaten me and lived to tell about it.'

Skateboard Olympics.

Fencing Lessons

A Man mixing up his sports.

Whale blowing soap-bubbles.

Father and Son quality time

Stuff Broken

'Oh, yeah? Well, my dad can pretend to beat up your dad!'

Later accounts would call it the Greatest Water Battle of All Time,

"You're definitely in the top 1,000,000,000 people on this planet."

Candles In Bed

Oh, yeah? Well, my dad can reach a higher plane of consciousness than your dad!

Abdul is a great baby-sitter!

'Diet Plan Rule number one: Stop using ice cream truck music as your ringtone.'

"Better - but it was still too obvious when you went for the pine tar under your hat."

As he picked up the video game controller, the trap was sprung, and Ryan's mother forced him to fill out college applications.

Overeaters anonymous meeting 9 to 10pm