Love Conqueror Mugs

The Bachelord

The Conquest

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

The Adrenal Gland Answers Your Questions

Business cartoon about an incentive to complete the paperwork.

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

"What do you mean you can't stand to be touched?"

Yoga To-Do

'There's an app you can program to delete your trash? I've had one for years called Dave.'

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

"My client greatly regrets the incident with the carving knife. However, in her defense, 14 people were coming for Thanksgiving and her husband, who had just one job to do, bought only 8 rolls."

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

'Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?'

Business coach hiding in speach desk.

Riding the Rollercoaster.

'Maybe change is a good thing.'

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

"I'm going to be vacuuming, if you want to go into the farthest room and start asking me questions."

'So far more education hasn't helped me get a job. I think I'll get some student loans and get some more education.'

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

'What a lot of fuss, fancy being afraid of an 'itsy-bitsy' little mouse like this!'

'He struggles with having to do his own marketing.'

'Since it's Mother's Day, we'd like you to take the day off.'

"No monsters under this bed! After I cleaned there's no room."

'In just six hours you will be simultaneously cured of your fear of snakes, heights, small spaces and commitment.'

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

'Hello Doctor. I'm Ed Shannon and these are my neuroses.'

"Mr. Carley, would you like to begin today’s session?" "Claustrophobic's therapy session today at 2:00"

"Walking down here and asking if I can get you some more detergent from the store is just the beginning of my fence-mending agenda."

Same Sex Wedding

Artist Disappears When A Moose Shows Up

'Dino never could stand heights.'

Whack-A-Chore: "You play it all day, every day, until you can't anymore."

'I got over my fear of clowns by marrying one.'