Romantic Conqueror Mugs

R.A. is a nympho.

Homo Gamus

Cosmonaut

Gamers

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"This is fun. I'm usually kind of a loner."

Astronaut love

Valentine Vaccines

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

"Well, who's stupid idea was it to honeymoon on Moonlight bay?!"

"But mom, all you said was 'get all your stuff up off the floor!' "

"Looting and plundering! Looting and plundering! There must be more to life!...."

Goldilocks and the three boyfriends.

'He had bulging muscles and a wallet to match!'

The Loving Couple

Happy Valentine's Day.

"Men just won't leave me alone!"

Dropping Bombs and Hearts

"What do you mean asking you to marry me via text wasn't romantic? Did you see the emoji with hearts for eyes I attached?"

'Sorry!...Recalculating.'

'Do you have anything cheap but guaranteed to help me get laid?'

Mate Mart

'For many months, you've been preparing to enter the sea of matrimony, and today, you walk the plank.'

'You disgust me; but I like it.'

"He may be Sven the Slayer to you, but to me he's still Mr Cuddly Bun!"

'For goodness sake, don't struggle. I think this is quicksand.'

"They discovered an Earthlike planet, and it's close." "Earthlike?" "Does it have oceans and beaches and sensual ladies who like to gaze at sunsets?" "It may have liquid water. And it's orbiting a red dwarf, so it'll always look like sunset." "But is there anyone there to whisper sweet nothings to?" "I know a guy at NASA. If they send a probe, maybe he could add your dating profile."

Carbon Dating Agency

'Do you mean I leave a lot to be desired bad, or a lot to be desired good?'

"I can't wait to see what you're like online."

"We think it had something to do with love."

His side of the bed, her side of the bed, and the demilitarized zone.