"There must be a mistake, I'm a tee-total vegan!"
Death Defyer Gifts
Looking for a way to embrace your dark humor? Our death defier collection offers creative and humorous products that challenge the status quo. Perfect for the free spirit who appreciates a touch of irony, these items add a playful edge to your home, wardrobe, or daily life. Whether you want a quirky mug, a witty t-shirt, or an eye-catching print, our range combines bold artistry with a cheeky sense of fun. Dive into our collection and find a piece that celebrates your love for the unconventional and your fearless attitude toward life and its mysteries.
"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"
'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'
Head over Hooves
To do before Saturday...
Emergency exit into Space
"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"
"You're right, they are statins."
Einstein's brother developed the theory of 'relativism'.
kid skateboards off airplane wingtip
'Eric! Look for his pressure point! He's got to have a pressure point somewhere!'
Fighting the Zika Virus
These upside-down tomato planters simplify everything. But, dad. Mother nature wants plants to grow upwards. Sez who?
Zoom Wedding
'Now I don't know what it's like in New York, but this is Kansas city, and we follow the laws of physics out here.'
Jean, bring me everything we've got on gravity.
Doctors without borders, gravity, or air.
"Alarmingly, after five minutes the pool had come no closer."
"That's many giant leaps for man."
Weight Gain Denial
'Dr. McWit, I'm going to have to cite you for violating the laws of gravity.'
"You're under arrest for breaking the law of gravity! You have the right to..."
Trampoline Balance
Fun with Ned-Ball.
Hill Walking Boots: 'I'll take them.'
Proposed Changes To The Laws Of Gravity
Trapeze Artists
"I have a right to disagree! You can't force me to use logic."
"It's my 39th birthday, and I'm not dealing with it well. What's wrong with me?"
'Try not to stare. Father Time hot hair plugs and botox.'
"One night in a moment of rage. . . I removed a 'Do Not Remove Under Penalty of Law' tag from a pillow!"
Ebola reaches USA.
Cross-Country Sledding
Athletic Games on the Moon.
"Typical. You don't even know what's impossible!"
Death Defyer Gifts Collection
Death Defyer Mugs
Explore our collection of death defier mugs for more witty, rebellious designs that make every coffee break a statement.
Death Defyer Pillows
Find the perfect death defier pillow that combines comfort with bold, rebellious style to liven up any room.
Death Defyer Prints
Browse our death defier prints for striking artwork that celebrates dark humor with wit and artistry.
Death Defyer T-Shirts
Discover our death defier t-shirt range featuring creative and provocative artwork for those who love to stand out.