Doom Avoider Gifts

'Never read it,mate-too much doom and gloom in it!'

'Before you give us your surprise test, could we have a surprise study period?'

The End is Nigh

"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?"

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

"What the hell happened to this town?"

Energy Conservation Be Damned. Fred constantly prepared for Global Warming and Nuclear Winter to happen at the same time.

"Shouldn't you be studying?

'I foresee an and to our global troubles ... The world will end tomorrow.'

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

The life-changing magic of shoving everything into a huge Hefty bag and leaving it for somebody else to deal with.

The world of medicine as we know it, will end soon.

"I still haven't cleaned up from the party."

Sailor notices a sea mine in his foot bath.

'You can't avoid death...You can't avoid taxes...and you can't avoid having your name on computerized mailing lists.'

'If it wasn't for their great pension scheme I'd have packed this in years ago.'

Danger Signs.

"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."

'Look, I just expect more from a muse.'

'There goes Mr. Negativity.'

"Insolvency isn't the end of the world. That comes next year."

Man with "end is near" sign is gone.

'If the global economy goes bust, there's a middle east war, and ocean levels rise. . .our 'Armageddon fund' will do just fine.'

'The one thing I hate about summer - great big moths coming in at night.'

The End Of The World Is Nigh - 'Isn't that the CEO?'

'Careful, it might be a trap...'

The end is nigh.

"We offer a short-term high yield bond fund that may fit your particular investing priorities."

"I'd say, psychotic-obsessive -- but I happen to know he's a top-level economist."

"The Usual But With Some Added Creepyness"

DOOM, 'I do love you, Arnie, but you're such a downer!'

The end is near.

The Doom Channel

"Sure, you're disappointed - but, hey, it's not like it's the end of the world."