Force Defier Gifts

Caution - Low gravity zone.

Head over Hooves

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

To do before Saturday...

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

Emergency exit into Space

"Well, guys... I guess we'll just have to ask Siri where we are." "No! Don't do that!" "Yeah! We know exactly what we're doing!" "Dude! Have you forgotten our credo?" "Society for the refusal to ask for directions."

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

Zoom Wedding

These upside-down tomato planters simplify everything. But, dad. Mother nature wants plants to grow upwards. Sez who?

Einstein's brother developed the theory of 'relativism'.

'Eric! Look for his pressure point! He's got to have a pressure point somewhere!'

kid skateboards off airplane wingtip

'Now I don't know what it's like in New York, but this is Kansas city, and we follow the laws of physics out here.'

Jean, bring me everything we've got on gravity.

Doctors without borders, gravity, or air.

"That's many giant leaps for man."

Weight Gain Denial

'Dr. McWit, I'm going to have to cite you for violating the laws of gravity.'

"Alarmingly, after five minutes the pool had come no closer."

"You're under arrest for breaking the law of gravity! You have the right to..."

Hill Walking Boots: 'I'll take them.'

Trampoline Balance

Fun with Ned-Ball.

Trapeze Artists

"One night in a moment of rage. . . I removed a 'Do Not Remove Under Penalty of Law' tag from a pillow!"

Proposed Changes To The Laws Of Gravity

"I say if he wants to take up ballet, we should let him."

Cross-Country Sledding

GAP. GAP. NO GAP.

Athletic Games on the Moon.

'You're going to have to drop out if you want to graduate.'

"Typical. You don't even know what's impossible!"

Man on treadmill with one leg in a cast.