Gravity Defier Gifts

"One of us is in serious trouble!"

'This is so cool... Leonard's moved into jump position without his parachute. Let's see how long it takes...'

Although gravity had taken its toll Connie, she had devised a way to look youthful...

"I knew there would be a time I could wear them without destroying my feet."

'Now I don't know what it's like in New York, but this is Kansas city, and we follow the laws of physics out here.'

Athletic Games on the Moon.

'Dude, is that a space satellite? Maybe we climbed a little too high this time.'

'Budget cuts have forced NASA to find alternative training methods.'

"How the hell does he do that?"

It's the previous 382 attempts that help you become 'a natural'.

'Remember...the law of gravity!' 'Laws are made to be broken.'

'Ladies and gentlemen, the seat belt sign is on, however, you may see flight attendants up and about...'

Jean, bring me everything we've got on gravity.

Skydive

'Since you're new to rock climbing I thought I'd start you out slowly. Climb that boulder.'

Death Defying Stunt.

Trampoline Balance

'Aaaaah! The game momentum just shifted!'

Dear valued customer - Due to a defect in the parachute you purchased from us, it fails to open in midair. Just FYI. Bring it to us for an adjustment at your earliest convenience. Have a nice day.

'To be honest Mary, after 40 years with N.A.S.A., Bernard's finding it difficult to adapt to retirement!'

Broken Tightropes.

Mountain climber error.

Doctors without borders, gravity, or air.

Science fiction in a Bookshop.

'Trevor's in training for his first flight into space.'

'It was gravity after this point.'

Because it's there!

'You're going to have to drop out if you want to graduate.'

Emergency exit into Space

Fun with Ned-Ball.

Sky Diver Losing His Wallet.

Hill Walking Boots: 'I'll take them.'

"Typical. You don't even know what's impossible!"

Acme Skydiving School.

'Mr Smith, the jury find you guilty of breaking two Laws of the Land. It has also not escaped my own attention that you are now breaking at least one Law of Physics.'