Gravity Defyer Gifts

'They're helping gravity, sir. These files are what keep my desk from floating away.'

'Dr. McWit, I'm going to have to cite you for violating the laws of gravity.'

Astronaut hammers his pc onto desk.

"Alarmingly, after five minutes the pool had come no closer."

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

Head over Hooves

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

Emergency exit into Space

"How long were you in that headstand?"

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

"You're right, they are statins."

'Eric! Look for his pressure point! He's got to have a pressure point somewhere!'

kid skateboards off airplane wingtip

Einstein's brother developed the theory of 'relativism'.

These upside-down tomato planters simplify everything. But, dad. Mother nature wants plants to grow upwards. Sez who?

Zoom Wedding

'Now I don't know what it's like in New York, but this is Kansas city, and we follow the laws of physics out here.'

Jean, bring me everything we've got on gravity.

Doctors without borders, gravity, or air.

"You're under arrest for breaking the law of gravity! You have the right to..."

"That's many giant leaps for man."

Weight Gain Denial

Fun with Ned-Ball.

Hill Walking Boots: 'I'll take them.'

Trampoline Balance

Proposed Changes To The Laws Of Gravity

"I say if he wants to take up ballet, we should let him."

"It's my 39th birthday, and I'm not dealing with it well. What's wrong with me?"

'Try not to stare. Father Time hot hair plugs and botox.'

Cross-Country Sledding

"One night in a moment of rage. . . I removed a 'Do Not Remove Under Penalty of Law' tag from a pillow!"

Trapeze Artists

Athletic Games on the Moon.

'You're going to have to drop out if you want to graduate.'