Anti-gravity Enthusiast Gifts

"Personally, I find it counterintuitive."

'Easy. In space there's no gravity, so her wrinkles are gone. Plus her mother-in-law can't phone her and he kids won't nag her!'

Apples for sale

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

Intelligent people laugh too!

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

High-gravity baseball

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

'Gravity...Go figure!'

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

Newton's Cradle Solar System

"Bonk!"

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

His and Hers Gravity Bars.

Elephant with Balloons on Seesaw

A Newton's cradle wrecking ball.

Maitre d' to astronaut couple entering restaurant: 'Gravity or no-gravity?'

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

The Soundness of Newton's Laws

"Bear in mind there are three laws in this gym we cannot ignore: health, safety and gravity."

Newton discovers anti-gravity,

"Galileo soon modified his gravity experiments" "Ready to catch it?"

Newton's vacation

Man read's Newton's 'Philosophiae Naturalis Principa Mathematica' and says: 'Blimey Isaac, this is, er, pretty heavy stuff.'

If Sir Issac Newton and William Tell were brothers, gravity would never have been discovered.

Descendant of Galileo disproving the theory that computers double in speed every twelve months.

Galileo's Attempt to discover is heavier dog falls faster than lighter dog.

'How did my Chinese ancestors keep from falling off the earth before Mr Newton invented gravity?'

Friends often dropped by and subjected Sir Isaac to a little good-natured ridicule.

The One That Newton Missed

Sir Isaac Newton Sucks!

'McWit, did you forget to pay the gravity bill this month again?'