Anti-gravity Enthusiast Gifts

"Personally, I find it counterintuitive."

'Easy. In space there's no gravity, so her wrinkles are gone. Plus her mother-in-law can't phone her and he kids won't nag her!'

Apples for sale

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

Intelligent people laugh too!

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

High-gravity baseball

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

'Gravity...Go figure!'

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

Newton's Cradle Solar System

"Bonk!"

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

The earlier, less publicized discovery of gravity by Corblatt.

The sad fate of Isaac Newton's Tahitian counterpart.

Elephant with Balloons on Seesaw

His and Hers Gravity Bars.

Maitre d' to astronaut couple entering restaurant: 'Gravity or no-gravity?'

A Newton's cradle wrecking ball.

"Galileo soon modified his gravity experiments" "Ready to catch it?"

Newton discovers anti-gravity,

Newton's vacation

"Galileo, I've had about enough of all your gravity experiments!"

"Bear in mind there are three laws in this gym we cannot ignore: health, safety and gravity."

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

'So much for Newton. Now, as for Einstein...'

The Soundness of Newton's Laws

Man read's Newton's 'Philosophiae Naturalis Principa Mathematica' and says: 'Blimey Isaac, this is, er, pretty heavy stuff.'

If Sir Issac Newton and William Tell were brothers, gravity would never have been discovered.

Descendant of Galileo disproving the theory that computers double in speed every twelve months.

Galileo's Attempt to discover is heavier dog falls faster than lighter dog.

Friends often dropped by and subjected Sir Isaac to a little good-natured ridicule.

'How did my Chinese ancestors keep from falling off the earth before Mr Newton invented gravity?'

The One That Newton Missed