Gravity Defyer T-Shirts

'They're helping gravity, sir. These files are what keep my desk from floating away.'

'Dr. McWit, I'm going to have to cite you for violating the laws of gravity.'

Astronaut hammers his pc onto desk.

"Alarmingly, after five minutes the pool had come no closer."

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

Head over Hooves

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

Emergency exit into Space

"How long were you in that headstand?"

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

"You're right, they are statins."

kid skateboards off airplane wingtip

Zoom Wedding

'Now I don't know what it's like in New York, but this is Kansas city, and we follow the laws of physics out here.'

Jean, bring me everything we've got on gravity.

"That's many giant leaps for man."

"You're under arrest for breaking the law of gravity! You have the right to..."

Weight Gain Denial

Fun with Ned-Ball.

Trampoline Balance

Hill Walking Boots: 'I'll take them.'

"One night in a moment of rage. . . I removed a 'Do Not Remove Under Penalty of Law' tag from a pillow!"

'Try not to stare. Father Time hot hair plugs and botox.'

Trapeze Artists

Proposed Changes To The Laws Of Gravity

Cross-Country Sledding

Athletic Games on the Moon.

"Typical. You don't even know what's impossible!"

'You're going to have to drop out if you want to graduate.'

'Come on! You only live once!'

'Get down from there!'

"Last dunk and then we need to do work."