Gravity Fighters T-Shirts

"Face it, Dear, we're in a desperate battle with gravity...and it's winning!"

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

Head over Hooves

'Gravity...Go figure!'

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

Emergency exit into Space

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

Flu vaccine.

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

"You've received a death sentence, Mr. Covid."

A Newton's cradle wrecking ball.

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

Newton's vacation

These upside-down tomato planters simplify everything. But, dad. Mother nature wants plants to grow upwards. Sez who?

kid skateboards off airplane wingtip

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

Einstein's brother developed the theory of 'relativism'.

The Soundness of Newton's Laws

'Now I don't know what it's like in New York, but this is Kansas city, and we follow the laws of physics out here.'

High Jump

Newton Discovers Surrealism.

Jean, bring me everything we've got on gravity.

Doctors without borders, gravity, or air.

"I don't care how sick you feel; don't drop it."

"The mold cleaners are here! I gotta scram."

The One That Newton Missed

"Alarmingly, after five minutes the pool had come no closer."

Young Isaac Newton's first encounter with gravity.

"You're under arrest for breaking the law of gravity! You have the right to..."

"That's many giant leaps for man."

Weight Gain Denial

Frost advisory tonight.