Gravity Fighters Pillows

"Face it, Dear, we're in a desperate battle with gravity...and it's winning!"

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

Head over Hooves

'Gravity...Go figure!'

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

Emergency exit into Space

Flu vaccine.

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

"You've received a death sentence, Mr. Covid."

A Newton's cradle wrecking ball.

kid skateboards off airplane wingtip

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

The Soundness of Newton's Laws

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

Newton's vacation

'Now I don't know what it's like in New York, but this is Kansas city, and we follow the laws of physics out here.'

High Jump

Jean, bring me everything we've got on gravity.

Newton Discovers Surrealism.

The One That Newton Missed

"I don't care how sick you feel; don't drop it."

"The mold cleaners are here! I gotta scram."

'Dr. McWit, I'm going to have to cite you for violating the laws of gravity.'

"Alarmingly, after five minutes the pool had come no closer."

"That's many giant leaps for man."

"You're under arrest for breaking the law of gravity! You have the right to..."

Weight Gain Denial