Gravity Challenger Pillows

High Jump

"I don't care how sick you feel; don't drop it."

NASA Psychological Evaluation. He's a good astronaut candidate except for his pathological fear of weightlessness. Ah, free-floating anxiety.

Anti-gravity protest .

Define gravity! - Next Exit.

'Who left the cap off the toothpaste?'

A bear flying a plane upside down, waving to a man in another plane.

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

'Gravity...Go figure!'

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

Elephant with Balloons on Seesaw

A Newton's cradle wrecking ball.

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

The Soundness of Newton's Laws

Newton's vacation

Young Isaac Newton's first encounter with gravity.

"I don't think there's anything wrong with your fitness watch: It's just that you haven't moved enough to trigger it..."

"I still thinking he's putting something unidentified on the ball."

"Great. I guess he'll win again."

When a nanosecond is forever.

'Does the 'What goes up, must come down' theory apply to heaven?'

Proposed Changes To The Laws Of Gravity

'The other foot also Mrs Zipsky!'

'I see accounting forgot to pay the gravity bill again.'

". . . and in the corner to my right, weighing 217 pounds, fighting as a Capricorn with Capricorn rising and Mars conjunct Uranus in the fifth, out of Beaufort, South Carolinaaa. . ."

Caution - Low gravity zone.

Sir Isaac Newton in Heaven. Bobsledders, snowboarders, skiiers, lugers. Just once I'd like to see a winner thank gravity!

Sir Isaac Newton discovers even more gravity.

'How Sir Isaac Newton discovered swing bowling'

"Moving to a chair to eat three times a day really isn't 'doing sit-ups!'"

Yeah, maybe replacing the clay pigeons with clay big game wasn't smart.

Two Astronauts Playing Pickleball on the Moon

Ernie, we're the first humans to set foot on Mars! This is so exciting! The whole world is watching! Whee! We need to do something for the history books. Woo hoo! Ernie, you're not appreciating the gravity of the situation. What gravity?!

'What makes you so sure this is good for my health?'

Love Hate Computer Relationship