Gravity Joker Pillows

'I am not overweight. I'm gravity enhanced.'

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

Intelligent people laugh too!

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

Early photobombing

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

'Gravity...Go figure!'

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

Farmer chasing alien leaving crop circles.

'Did you check the glove compartment? -- maybe you left the keys in there.'

Pole Star

E=Emcee Squared

'...a variety of local wildlife very close to the campsite.'

"So a horse has 6 legs, forelegs at the front and 2 at the back?"

"I'm making him take a spin class."

"Your next pilgrimage must be to a bodega for milk."

Astronaut sees cell tower on the moon.

Revenge had come.

Bicycle Sidecar.

High Jump

Very drunk professional cyclist

"I don't care how sick you feel; don't drop it."

Joe's Gym: 'Can anyone here open this jar of pickles!?'

"Dad, if there's a plot to the universe, can you see any spoilers?"

"Those are the sickos that made a film of Zorg's autopsy!"

Climbing to the moon

Ants stealing from the picnic.

"I did warn you about doing that, Gorak. . ."

"And on the seventh day, God 'choked,' and all hell broke loose."