Graveyard Joker Pillows

TV at Grave

Deaths from Coronavirus

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

Life after death

Ventriloquist Grave

'He never listened to his mother!'

John Ixon: Ran Out of Survival Tips.

'It says here that later in life they were able to patch things up and became best of friends.'

Cemetery: Communicated with your loved one see Madam Zolta within.

Quicksand Swamp - Cheap Burial Plots.

Headstone reading 'Only Sleeping'.

Pranking Zombies

'The rain must have made our garage shrink...'

'McWit never could build anything level.'

'Wasn't there three of you guys when we started?'

'That was so funny. I haven't booed that loudly in years.'

"Pop, what part of ‘rest in peace’ don’t you understand?!"

"Your PA isn't due up here for another 27 years. You'll just have to answer the questions yourself."

In the houseplant cemetery.

"It's not that I dislike being dead. It's just that death is for dead guys, you know..." Woody Allen dies, but his body keeps talking and talking and talking.

'Seriously, Earl, if you say you've got a bone to pick with me one more time, I'm out of here.'

'We don't have a health plan, but we have a very nice cemetery right out in the churchyard.'

'I really hope that Fred makes the most of it until she joins him for the rest of eternity!'

'Must be Pandora's.'

Grandpa cheats death, puts in a pool.

Michael Hall 1930-2002: wonderful father, devoted husband, benevolent employer, generous citizen, BUT...

"Back in 15 min."

Owner tells dog to put back all the bones he's dug up

'You have no new messages in your mailbox.'

Dog steals a bone from a cemetery.

Respects to Kevin Woodcock.

"I'm a plant worker."

"She always said she'd only share this recipe over her dead body."