Graveyard Joker Gifts

TV at Grave

Deaths from Coronavirus

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

Life after death

Ventriloquist Grave

'He never listened to his mother!'

'It says here that later in life they were able to patch things up and became best of friends.'

John Ixon: Ran Out of Survival Tips.

Pranking Zombies

Cemetery: Communicated with your loved one see Madam Zolta within.

'The rain must have made our garage shrink...'

Headstone reading 'Only Sleeping'.

Quicksand Swamp - Cheap Burial Plots.

'McWit never could build anything level.'

'Wasn't there three of you guys when we started?'

'That was so funny. I haven't booed that loudly in years.'

"Your PA isn't due up here for another 27 years. You'll just have to answer the questions yourself."

In the houseplant cemetery.

"Pop, what part of ‘rest in peace’ don’t you understand?!"

"It's not that I dislike being dead. It's just that death is for dead guys, you know..." Woody Allen dies, but his body keeps talking and talking and talking.

'Seriously, Earl, if you say you've got a bone to pick with me one more time, I'm out of here.'

"I'm a plant worker."

Owner tells dog to put back all the bones he's dug up

Respects to Kevin Woodcock.

"She always said she'd only share this recipe over her dead body."

Dog steals a bone from a cemetery.

"Back in 15 min."

'Well, not his very last words, just his last words on twitter.'

Grandpa cheats death, puts in a pool.

'You have no new messages in your mailbox.'

'Must be Pandora's.'

'I really hope that Fred makes the most of it until she joins him for the rest of eternity!'

'We don't have a health plan, but we have a very nice cemetery right out in the churchyard.'