Graveyard Humor Gifts

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Pet Cemetery.

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

Life after death

'He never listened to his mother!'

'It says here that later in life they were able to patch things up and became best of friends.'

Cemetery: Communicated with your loved one see Madam Zolta within.

'We've found the problem...'

A dead business executive is lowered into the grave with his desk

'McWit never could build anything level.'

'Wasn't there three of you guys when we started?'

In the houseplant cemetery.

'That was so funny. I haven't booed that loudly in years.'

"Pop, what part of ‘rest in peace’ don’t you understand?!"

"It's not that I dislike being dead. It's just that death is for dead guys, you know..." Woody Allen dies, but his body keeps talking and talking and talking.

'Seriously, Earl, if you say you've got a bone to pick with me one more time, I'm out of here.'

Dog steals a bone from a cemetery.

Owner tells dog to put back all the bones he's dug up

She always said that Harold hogged the covers. Mildred Sims. Harold Sims.

'We don't have a health plan, but we have a very nice cemetery right out in the churchyard.'

Respects to Kevin Woodcock.

'You have no new messages in your mailbox.'

'I really hope that Fred makes the most of it until she joins him for the rest of eternity!'

'Well, not his very last words, just his last words on twitter.'

"So for you being buried alive was largely a negative experience?"

"She always said she'd only share this recipe over her dead body."

Pet Cemetery.

'Fill 'er up!'

'I've never felt so alive...'

"I never thought I'd have to move back in with my parents."

RIP...snores are coming from the grave.

"It was three hours before we realised that he wasn't playing dead."

Blues musicians who never found their audience