Graveyard Humor Aficionado Gifts

Graveyard Shifts

'Turn left, turn right, dig here.'

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

Pet Cemetery.

Life after death

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

'It says here that later in life they were able to patch things up and became best of friends.'

'We've found the problem...'

A dead business executive is lowered into the grave with his desk

'McWit never could build anything level.'

Stop the big guy!

'That was so funny. I haven't booed that loudly in years.'

"It's not that I dislike being dead. It's just that death is for dead guys, you know..." Woody Allen dies, but his body keeps talking and talking and talking.

'You have no new messages in your mailbox.'

"Now be honest, does it make me look younger?"

'Fill 'er up!'

Respects to Kevin Woodcock.

'I really hope that Fred makes the most of it until she joins him for the rest of eternity!'

Pet Cemetery.

"Is that your resting witch or resting bitch face. . .?"

'I've never felt so alive...'

"I never thought I'd have to move back in with my parents."

'You can't take it with you so I'm sending it on ahead.'

Henry Grumble, an editor to the bitter end.

"Damn! I STILL can't sleep!"

RIP...snores are coming from the grave.

Blues musicians who never found their audience

Lucky to be born.

Man digging real grave for Halloween.

Vampire eating a 'Clot Noodle'.

'I'm giving mostly gift certificates this year, so I wrap them with junk from the garage to throw people off track.'

The four hearsemen with the Alpaca lips.

"If anyone asks, we never had this conversation."

Get Off My Lawn

Worm talk - 'It's so dark I can't see the hand in front of my face.'