Graveyard Humor Aficionado Gifts

Graveyard Shifts

'Turn left, turn right, dig here.'

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

Life after death

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

'It says here that later in life they were able to patch things up and became best of friends.'

'We've found the problem...'

A dead business executive is lowered into the grave with his desk

'McWit never could build anything level.'

'That was so funny. I haven't booed that loudly in years.'

Stop the big guy!

"It's not that I dislike being dead. It's just that death is for dead guys, you know..." Woody Allen dies, but his body keeps talking and talking and talking.

"Is that your resting witch or resting bitch face. . .?"

Respects to Kevin Woodcock.

Pet Cemetery.

'You have no new messages in your mailbox.'

"Now be honest, does it make me look younger?"

'I really hope that Fred makes the most of it until she joins him for the rest of eternity!'

'Fill 'er up!'

'I've never felt so alive...'

"I never thought I'd have to move back in with my parents."

'You can't take it with you so I'm sending it on ahead.'

RIP...snores are coming from the grave.

Henry Grumble, an editor to the bitter end.

Lucky to be born.

"Damn! I STILL can't sleep!"

Blues musicians who never found their audience

Man digging real grave for Halloween.

Vampire eating a 'Clot Noodle'.

The four hearsemen with the Alpaca lips.

"If anyone asks, we never had this conversation."

Worm talk - 'It's so dark I can't see the hand in front of my face.'

'You seem to be in good spirits.'

Rust in Piece - Second Hand Car Salesman.

Born 1960. Died 2010. Is Risen 2020.