Graveyard Comic Fan Gifts

'That was so funny. I haven't booed that loudly in years.'

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

Early photobombing

Deaths from Coronavirus

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"I sometimes think you're the only one who listens to me."

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

Suffering from Cooties?

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

'I swear by my spell checker. I have a mental block for spelling. Even 'Hooqued on Foniks' didn't help.'

'Hah! The joke's on you — I already thought up a second opinion!'

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

Newton had actually discovered gravity at a family dinner in his early childhood.

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

Naked Mole Rat

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

Batman O' War

I'm not sure which, but he's just invented either writing or vandalism. (Published originally on Feb. 11, 2011.)

Route 666

'No, no, no, Rapunzel. You hair, your hair! Not your bloody hare...'

'Why did Moses wander in the desert for forty years?'

"Call me!"

"Why so grim, handsome?"

"Any squirrels?" "Nope... two rabbits, a chipmunk, and a little girl picking her nose."

Horse draws a baby carriage.

'A Quarter-Tonner, please.'

Dog In Your Face Comics

Life after death