Garden Joker Gifts

They always go for the hoe.

(No caption. Product information on a bag reads, "Miracle Kil for lawns." with the Grim Reaper applying it to his lawn.)

'Must be Pandora's.'

'Having the Dutch elm disease is no reason to go bonkers.'

"Root of all evil, and step on it."

"I'm a plant worker."

"The latin name is very complicated, but it roughly translates as 'stinks like six month old sweaty socks'."

Early photobombing

'Don finally figured out a way to keep the squirrels from getting at the bird feeder.'

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

'...a variety of local wildlife very close to the campsite.'

The Good Feud Guide - 'Delia Smith does a nice roasted Worrall-Thompson.'

Revenge had come.

Ecotourism.

"Here there is all the bacon, pizza and beer you could desire. But do not eat from the Tree of Tofu lest you should lose paradise."

Color-Rectal Exams for Baboons...

Man sees half-eaten 'Do Not Feed the Bears' sign

'Well, you always said you wanted a water feature for the garden.'

Gardener digging and finding pipes.

'Look...it's almost empty! Those pesky birds need to quit stealin' the food out of this squirrel feeder!'

'Looks like a perfectly healthy limb to me.'

'Looks like the deer are moving out of these woods.'

"The weeds - I want 'em whacked."

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'I'm so relieved Doc: It would have been a tragedy if he had had a peanut allergy...'

'It was just here! Ugh...I bet it threw our dinner again.'

A man squashed by a giant leaf

Clown watering his flowers.

''Dogs gotta fly, birds gotta sing' isn't the way the old tune goes, Ben!'

Bigfoot's outhouse

Owl seeing how many times it can twist it's head around - "...14, 15, 16, there goes the record."

The nuclear power plant didn't doom the Snail Darter as feared.

'Those artificial flowers look so lifelike it's unusual.'

Watering a plant in the rain.

Which of you jokers swapped my apron for this?