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They always go for the hoe.

'Must be Pandora's.'

'Having the Dutch elm disease is no reason to go bonkers.'

"Root of all evil, and step on it."

"I'm a plant worker."

"The latin name is very complicated, but it roughly translates as 'stinks like six month old sweaty socks'."

Early photobombing

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

'...a variety of local wildlife very close to the campsite.'

Revenge had come.

Ecotourism.

The Good Feud Guide - 'Delia Smith does a nice roasted Worrall-Thompson.'

'Well, you always said you wanted a water feature for the garden.'

Man sees half-eaten 'Do Not Feed the Bears' sign

"Here there is all the bacon, pizza and beer you could desire. But do not eat from the Tree of Tofu lest you should lose paradise."

Gardener digging and finding pipes.

'Look...it's almost empty! Those pesky birds need to quit stealin' the food out of this squirrel feeder!'

'Looks like a perfectly healthy limb to me.'

'Looks like the deer are moving out of these woods.'

"The weeds - I want 'em whacked."

Clown watering his flowers.

'I'm so relieved Doc: It would have been a tragedy if he had had a peanut allergy...'

'It was just here! Ugh...I bet it threw our dinner again.'

'Those artificial flowers look so lifelike it's unusual.'

A man squashed by a giant leaf

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The nuclear power plant didn't doom the Snail Darter as feared.

''Dogs gotta fly, birds gotta sing' isn't the way the old tune goes, Ben!'

Owl seeing how many times it can twist it's head around - "...14, 15, 16, there goes the record."

Watering a plant in the rain.

'The good news is that you've inherited something from your father. The bad news is, it's his huge nose.'

Leave Only Footprints, Take Only Photos.

Which of you jokers swapped my apron for this?

"You're part of the NASA Space Program! Really? I've heard that lame pick-up line sooo many times..."

"Tia Carmen, did you ever use a stool to cook?"