Garden Jokers Gifts

'Look...it's almost empty! Those pesky birds need to quit stealin' the food out of this squirrel feeder!'

Autumn Only $5 Per Bag

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

'Don finally figured out a way to keep the squirrels from getting at the bird feeder.'

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

'These spare Christmas decorations make perfect bird scarers.'

The Return of the Germ

Giggle.

'Um. . . I don't think that's a candy bar.'

Annual flower having a mid-life crisis in July

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

'Well, you always said you wanted a water feature for the garden.'

Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.

"Must've planted those seeds upside down..."

Gardener digging and finding pipes.

'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'

'The grass is always greener on the other side seed'.

'It's only a slug Norman.'

'Be sure to bring home your divots so you can patch the bare spots in our lawn.'

'Everybody's entitled to have a hobby. Mine's growing grass.'

God builds the first lawn mower.

Boy: 'DAD, the lawnmower's started SMOKING again!'

Crazy paving company.

"When is it time to stop smelling the roses and suck up the nectar?"

'Looks like the deer are moving out of these woods.'

'I love crocuses. They seem to defy the winter snow to let you know spring is coming.'

'What if your tree grows, Burl? Won't it choke to death?'

'We want the garden to be stamped with my husband's personality.'

A flower beats up another flower - Genetically Engineered plants tend to be more aggressive than naturally grown ones.

'So that's where I left my car keys!'

'What kind of bulbs did you put in here?'

Trump Chia Pet