Garden Jokers Gifts

'Look...it's almost empty! Those pesky birds need to quit stealin' the food out of this squirrel feeder!'

Autumn Only $5 Per Bag

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

'These spare Christmas decorations make perfect bird scarers.'

The Return of the Germ

'Um. . . I don't think that's a candy bar.'

Annual flower having a mid-life crisis in July

'Well, you always said you wanted a water feature for the garden.'

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.

Gardener digging and finding pipes.

"Must've planted those seeds upside down..."

'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'

'It's only a slug Norman.'

'The grass is always greener on the other side seed'.

'What if your tree grows, Burl? Won't it choke to death?'

God builds the first lawn mower.

'I love crocuses. They seem to defy the winter snow to let you know spring is coming.'

A flower beats up another flower - Genetically Engineered plants tend to be more aggressive than naturally grown ones.

'Looks like the deer are moving out of these woods.'

'Everybody's entitled to have a hobby. Mine's growing grass.'

Crazy paving company.

"When is it time to stop smelling the roses and suck up the nectar?"

Boy: 'DAD, the lawnmower's started SMOKING again!'

'We want the garden to be stamped with my husband's personality.'

'Be sure to bring home your divots so you can patch the bare spots in our lawn.'

'So that's where I left my car keys!'

'What kind of bulbs did you put in here?'

'Must be Pandora's.'

"I'm a plant worker."