Germ Jokers Gifts

'Oooh. . . I don't feel good...'

The Return of the Germ

"I know other hospitals are worried about the superbug, but ours is the only one that understands the accounts system."

Comicron

"Are you sure this is a 'Flu virus?" "See for yourself...it's nose is running!"

One of Many California Gene Pools

Musclesnakes just swallow the dumbbells.

'Look...it's almost empty! Those pesky birds need to quit stealin' the food out of this squirrel feeder!'

"I agree, it is important to look good, but wearing high heels during a workout may be a little counter productive."

"Whoever pulls it out becomes King of Britain, but Phil licked the handle, so..."

'Looks like the deer are moving out of these woods.'

'And so, Ladies and Germs, I conclude that we must promote homeopathy! This may be our best chance to wipe out the human race since the glory days of the Black Plague.'

'What kind of bulbs did you put in here?'

'I've become resistant to antibiotics, but what I dread is a shot of whisky in a cup of hot tea.'

Autumn Only $5 Per Bag

A man squashed by a giant leaf

"Whatever."

'She's no ladybird Stan...' - Ladybird says 'bum...bottom.'

"You BOTH have the asshole gene?"

Rabbit being eaten.

'Keep this to yourself, Henderson, this will fund our research for the next ten years!'

Muscle Music.

Cut down your own tree.

'Remind me again. . . who's chasing who?'

Dried Herbs

"Whew, that was rank. I didn't want that baby trapped in this suit. I might have died!"

"Have you ever wondered if there's more to life than this..?"

'Now don't you go worrying about it. It's only communicable to children!'

Bull in field lurking behind tree waiting to ambush ramblers.

'Was it windy last night...?'

"How could you call it 'dog flu'? I've never even had a sniff-le!"

Vocal Fry

The Corona Family

'I fell off my stool...'