Germ Joker Gifts

"We've been travelling a ton but we'll probably just hang around this summer."

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

"I know other hospitals are worried about the superbug, but ours is the only one that understands the accounts system."

"How fresh is the calamari?"

"Tour de Frank"

"OK, ready to go again?"

'Would you care for some fresh pepper? Well too bad, because all we have is these dried up old peppercorns.'

Flu vaccine.

'Kiddie school is teaching about sharing; and someone shared their cold with Jennie,'

Hand sanitizer

"You've received a death sentence, Mr. Covid."

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

Ecotourism.

"I'm making him take a spin class."

The Return of the Germ

Infection Control Center. Now Hiring. I should have said "I'm not afraid of hard work" rather than "I don't mind getting my hands dirty."

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -

"The mold cleaners are here! I gotta scram."

Joe's Gym: 'Can anyone here open this jar of pickles!?'

'Mom, why do I have to wash both hands? I only eat with one of them.'

Color-Rectal Exams for Baboons...

"Let's see if I understand: your brain can't be upgraded with additional memory, and to make matters even worse, untold thousands of those brain cells die each day?"

"I started as a mundane disease ... but now I'm a super bacteria!"

Ants stealing from the picnic.

"Did you wash your hands?"

Scientists discover a new Superbug

'Make it four beers and an '02 Brunello di Montalcino, if you've got it, for you-know-who.'

'Level with me, Doc — it's contagious, isn't it?'

"It's almost flu season! Stay indoors! Touch no one!"

Covid Vaccine

Virgin Olive Oil. Not-Virgin-But-Has-A-Heart-Of-Gold Olive Oil.

'New normal' family life

'It's her signature dish.'

"Whoever pulls it out becomes King of Britain, but Phil licked the handle, so..."