Germ Joker Prints

"We've been travelling a ton but we'll probably just hang around this summer."

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

"I know other hospitals are worried about the superbug, but ours is the only one that understands the accounts system."

"How fresh is the calamari?"

"Tour de Frank"

'Would you care for some fresh pepper? Well too bad, because all we have is these dried up old peppercorns.'

Flu vaccine.

'Kiddie school is teaching about sharing; and someone shared their cold with Jennie,'

Hand sanitizer

"You've received a death sentence, Mr. Covid."

"I'm making him take a spin class."

Ecotourism.

The Return of the Germ

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -

Joe's Gym: 'Can anyone here open this jar of pickles!?'

"The mold cleaners are here! I gotta scram."

'Mom, why do I have to wash both hands? I only eat with one of them.'

"Did you wash your hands?"

"I started as a mundane disease ... but now I'm a super bacteria!"

Ants stealing from the picnic.

"Let's see if I understand: your brain can't be upgraded with additional memory, and to make matters even worse, untold thousands of those brain cells die each day?"

Scientists discover a new Superbug

'Make it four beers and an '02 Brunello di Montalcino, if you've got it, for you-know-who.'

"Do you have a dollar menu?"

Covid Vaccine

'It's her signature dish.'

Cloning...Oops! Oxelot.

'New normal' family life

'Level with me, Doc — it's contagious, isn't it?'

"It's almost flu season! Stay indoors! Touch no one!"