Genome Jokers Gifts

'Keep this to yourself, Henderson, this will fund our research for the next ten years!'

Intelligent people laugh too!

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

"Isn't he the spitting image of his Dad?"

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

Human Sex Chromosomes: Female/Male/Male Who Leaves Fly Open.

One of Many California Gene Pools

'I just evolved the opposable thumb, and I've already got carpal-tunnel syndrome!'

"So a horse has 6 legs, forelegs at the front and 2 at the back?"

The Return of the Germ

You've determined the DNA genome for felines? What do you call it? "Helix the Cat".

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

Cloning Laboratory: 'I never thought I'd work here.'

"You're on mute."

Party Schools...

"I did warn you about doing that, Gorak. . ."

How DNA molecules combine.

Cloning...Oops! Oxelot.

Our grocery carts are genetically modified.

A flower beats up another flower - Genetically Engineered plants tend to be more aggressive than naturally grown ones.

'Looks like the deer are moving out of these woods.'

Printout in a genetics laboratory forming dna double helix

"From now on, take the human genome outside before you unravel it"

1907: Thanks to his dog, Edward Fishkopp discovers the rocket drive.

This is my Dad --- One of the people I evolved from.

"I hope I age as well as you, Dad. Except for the neck."

'Well, if you DNA made you do it, I'm sentencing your DNA to thirty years in prison.'

A man squashed by a giant leaf

'I don't like the look of this fish.' 'It had ugly parents.'

'Hey - don't blame ME...it's YOUR D.N.A.'

"The door stop is complete! Our next step is to invent the door!"

'She's no ladybird Stan...' - Ladybird says 'bum...bottom.'

Desert Island Zoom Support Group.

"You BOTH have the asshole gene?"