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'Keep this to yourself, Henderson, this will fund our research for the next ten years!'

Intelligent people laugh too!

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

"Isn't he the spitting image of his Dad?"

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

One of Many California Gene Pools

The Return of the Germ

"So a horse has 6 legs, forelegs at the front and 2 at the back?"

'I just evolved the opposable thumb, and I've already got carpal-tunnel syndrome!'

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

Cloning Laboratory: 'I never thought I'd work here.'

"You're on mute."

"I did warn you about doing that, Gorak. . ."

'Looks like the deer are moving out of these woods.'

Cloning...Oops! Oxelot.

A flower beats up another flower - Genetically Engineered plants tend to be more aggressive than naturally grown ones.

Printout in a genetics laboratory forming dna double helix

"From now on, take the human genome outside before you unravel it"

1907: Thanks to his dog, Edward Fishkopp discovers the rocket drive.

'I don't like the look of this fish.' 'It had ugly parents.'

A man squashed by a giant leaf

"I hope I age as well as you, Dad. Except for the neck."

'Well, if you DNA made you do it, I'm sentencing your DNA to thirty years in prison.'

'Hey - don't blame ME...it's YOUR D.N.A.'

"You BOTH have the asshole gene?"

'She's no ladybird Stan...' - Ladybird says 'bum...bottom.'

Man trying to get to sleep by counting cloned sheep.

'I don't think the posts online are for scratching.'