Genome Jester T-Shirts

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

Hardware and software

Bad Interview Technique

"The incessant chatter was driving me crackers, so I got him his own twitter account."

"It says here that study claims chimps and humans are 96% the same. What's your thoughts Derek?"

'Phone for help? Are you mad? Have you any idea how much it costs to use a mobile abroad?'

"My Twitter account isn't too interesting. It's mostly just a bunch of threats."

Preparing for Casual Friday at the Genome Lab

'If you don't behave we'll unfreeze your stem cells!'

Man Tries Use Telescope In Observatory As Cannon.

'Despite all the work that has been put into it, it's clear that the genome code is not a get-rich-quick scheme.'

"Actually, they all look alike to me."

"No movie deals, no endorsements, no product tie-ins..."

The dna double helix, with a human family taking the place of the dna rungs (or bases), illustrating genetic inheritance within the family

Garden genomes.

If this plutonium should start to roam,box it's ears and sent it home.

Mother and child riding a DNA rollercoaster.

Genetic Research Institute - "Darling we were made for each other."

"From now on, take the human genome outside before you unravel it"

Genetic Engineering - biohazards dept.

Finish Annual IOK Grunion Run

"Let's just say that you're not trending on any site on the internet!"

"It's terminal? Brill, I was worried my YouTube channel was loosing it edge."

Texting Rodeo Clown

Hospital chart 'GTACT...'

Mr. Science Times

Cyber crime.

The Lawn Gegnome Project

'As this slide indicates, sometimes identifying genes is, in fact, quite easy.'

Cow Printer

'Sequence my genes? They don't even know I exist.'