Gardening Joker Gifts

'Close enough?'

An Unexpected Guest.

Early photobombing

"How fresh is the calamari?"

'Ugh Look The whole garden is just one giant cat toilet'

'Would you care for some fresh pepper? Well too bad, because all we have is these dried up old peppercorns.'

'Don finally figured out a way to keep the squirrels from getting at the bird feeder.'

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

'You certainly went to town growing all that lettuce so I've dressed for dinner.'

'...a variety of local wildlife very close to the campsite.'

Revenge had come.

Man is injured transporting cacti.

'Well, you always said you wanted a water feature for the garden.'

"Here there is all the bacon, pizza and beer you could desire. But do not eat from the Tree of Tofu lest you should lose paradise."

Gardener digging and finding pipes.

'Look...it's almost empty! Those pesky birds need to quit stealin' the food out of this squirrel feeder!'

'Looks like a perfectly healthy limb to me.'

'Make it four beers and an '02 Brunello di Montalcino, if you've got it, for you-know-who.'

"Do you have a dollar menu?"

Virgin Olive Oil. Not-Virgin-But-Has-A-Heart-Of-Gold Olive Oil.

'It's her signature dish.'

'Be sure to bring home your divots so you can patch the bare spots in our lawn.'

"Whoever pulls it out becomes King of Britain, but Phil licked the handle, so..."

'I love crocuses. They seem to defy the winter snow to let you know spring is coming.'

Autumn Only $5 Per Bag

"Lift your stems."

"I'm a plant worker."

'Better than fresh - everything is irradiated.'

"There's U.N. Weapons Inspectors at the door. They need to see your meatloaf."

'Must be Pandora's.'

''Dogs gotta fly, birds gotta sing' isn't the way the old tune goes, Ben!'

Avoid Constant Borrowing

Bigfoot's outhouse

Owl seeing how many times it can twist it's head around - "...14, 15, 16, there goes the record."

Clown watering his flowers.