Gardening Joker Pillows

'Close enough?'

An Unexpected Guest.

Early photobombing

"How fresh is the calamari?"

'Ugh Look The whole garden is just one giant cat toilet'

'Would you care for some fresh pepper? Well too bad, because all we have is these dried up old peppercorns.'

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

'You certainly went to town growing all that lettuce so I've dressed for dinner.'

'...a variety of local wildlife very close to the campsite.'

Revenge had come.

Man is injured transporting cacti.

"Here there is all the bacon, pizza and beer you could desire. But do not eat from the Tree of Tofu lest you should lose paradise."

'Well, you always said you wanted a water feature for the garden.'

Gardener digging and finding pipes.

'Look...it's almost empty! Those pesky birds need to quit stealin' the food out of this squirrel feeder!'

'Looks like a perfectly healthy limb to me.'

'Make it four beers and an '02 Brunello di Montalcino, if you've got it, for you-know-who.'

'It's her signature dish.'

"Whoever pulls it out becomes King of Britain, but Phil licked the handle, so..."

'Be sure to bring home your divots so you can patch the bare spots in our lawn.'

'I love crocuses. They seem to defy the winter snow to let you know spring is coming.'

"Do you have a dollar menu?"

Avoid Constant Borrowing

Owl seeing how many times it can twist it's head around - "...14, 15, 16, there goes the record."

'Better than fresh - everything is irradiated.'

The nuclear power plant didn't doom the Snail Darter as feared.

"Lift your stems."

Popular methods for getting the check

Autumn Only $5 Per Bag

'Must be Pandora's.'

"I'm a plant worker."

''Dogs gotta fly, birds gotta sing' isn't the way the old tune goes, Ben!'