Nature Jokers Gifts

Bull in field lurking behind tree waiting to ambush ramblers.

Cut down your own tree.

'Was it windy last night...?'

A man squashed by a giant leaf

'She's no ladybird Stan...' - Ladybird says 'bum...bottom.'

'Looks like the deer are moving out of these woods.'

'I fell off my stool...'

'Your zipper is awfully loud!'

Bear with 'Bear Aspirin': 'I have one grizzly headache.'

"Have you ever wondered if there's more to life than this..?"

"Sorry I'm late: I got entangled in the darn cocoon!"

Early photobombing

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

"Do you think the birds like me?"

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

'...a variety of local wildlife very close to the campsite.'

Chameleon humor...'I never metamorphosis I didn't like...'

Buck Naked

'I just evolved the opposable thumb, and I've already got carpal-tunnel syndrome!'

Watering the garden gnome

Revenge had come.

'It's the worst possible diagnosis a bear can receive -- sleep apnea.'

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

'Look...it's almost empty! Those pesky birds need to quit stealin' the food out of this squirrel feeder!'

'Looks like a perfectly healthy limb to me.'

'Do you think anyone will notice my funny hat shaped like a fish?'

Sheep with its wool unwinding because it's snagged on a tree

"Hi Honey, I'm home"

'I'm warning you, don't come any closer! I'm fully charged with static electricity!'

Owl seeing how many times it can twist it's head around - "...14, 15, 16, there goes the record."

"Oh goodie, pigs in a blanket."

''Dogs gotta fly, birds gotta sing' isn't the way the old tune goes, Ben!'

'He's not here.He's out on a sting operation.'