Law Defier T-Shirts

Fishing Strictly Prohibited.

"Sigurd advocates civil disobedience relating to the 'law of gravity'."

"One night in a moment of rage. . . I removed a 'Do Not Remove Under Penalty of Law' tag from a pillow!"

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

To do before Saturday...

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

'Mac, I told you last week a collar and a tag aren't enough - there's a leash law in this town.'

"Alarmingly, after five minutes the pool had come no closer."

'Dr. McWit, I'm going to have to cite you for violating the laws of gravity.'

'As I always say, 'If at first you don't get a passing building inspection report, get mad and tear it up.''

'This is a phone poll! Are you in favor of a ban to drive and use a cell phone at the same time?'

GAP. GAP. NO GAP.

"60 may be the new 50 in the fantasy land you live in, but here in the real world, it's called exceeding the speed limit."

'Welcome to HARDNOSE CITY. . . Go directly to jail, next 3 exits.'

'Sorry, pal. Illiteracy is no excuse for breaking the law.'

Oscar Jennings, unregistered nurse.

Speed laws occasionally enforced.

Caution - Low gravity zone.

No Zone: 'Don't know about you, Alf - But I might as well have stayed in with the missus!'

"Sign here that you acknowledge the risks."

'No, officer, I wasn't driving erratically while talking on the cell phone. I was text messaging.'

'All right, who broketh the window!'

'I would appreciate it if you don't call out in class.'

"I'm giving you a fine for illegal parking. I don't care if this is a traffic jam."

Life and Death.

'You ask him to sing. I don't speak Italian.'

Astronaut hammers his pc onto desk.

Big Trouble!

"I am here on behalf of a concerned caller, why are you wearing shorts in winter?"

"It's been a year. Seriously. No one cares anymore."

No Smoking (even people on fire are expected to follow no smoking rules now!)