Law Defier Prints

Fishing Strictly Prohibited.

"Sigurd advocates civil disobedience relating to the 'law of gravity'."

"One night in a moment of rage. . . I removed a 'Do Not Remove Under Penalty of Law' tag from a pillow!"

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

To do before Saturday...

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

'Mac, I told you last week a collar and a tag aren't enough - there's a leash law in this town.'

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

'Eric! Look for his pressure point! He's got to have a pressure point somewhere!'

'Dr. McWit, I'm going to have to cite you for violating the laws of gravity.'

"Alarmingly, after five minutes the pool had come no closer."

'As I always say, 'If at first you don't get a passing building inspection report, get mad and tear it up.''

'This is a phone poll! Are you in favor of a ban to drive and use a cell phone at the same time?'

GAP. GAP. NO GAP.

'Welcome to HARDNOSE CITY. . . Go directly to jail, next 3 exits.'

"60 may be the new 50 in the fantasy land you live in, but here in the real world, it's called exceeding the speed limit."

"I say if he wants to take up ballet, we should let him."

'Sorry, pal. Illiteracy is no excuse for breaking the law.'

Oscar Jennings, unregistered nurse.

Caution - Low gravity zone.

No Zone: 'Don't know about you, Alf - But I might as well have stayed in with the missus!'

"Sign here that you acknowledge the risks."

Speed laws occasionally enforced.

'No, officer, I wasn't driving erratically while talking on the cell phone. I was text messaging.'

'All right, who broketh the window!'

'I would appreciate it if you don't call out in class.'

"Ya gotta obey the rules otherwise there's anarchy!"

'You ask him to sing. I don't speak Italian.'

"I'm giving you a fine for illegal parking. I don't care if this is a traffic jam."

Life and Death.

"I am here on behalf of a concerned caller, why are you wearing shorts in winter?"

Astronaut hammers his pc onto desk.

We clocked you on the vine at 15 over the speed limit. Law of the jungle is not what it used to be.

Big Trouble!