Danger Defier T-Shirts

A man is crushed by his sculpture of a hand.

"Stay away from the piranha tank."

'Eric! Look for his pressure point! He's got to have a pressure point somewhere!'

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

Head over Hooves

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

To do before Saturday...

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

Emergency exit into Space

"Well, guys... I guess we'll just have to ask Siri where we are." "No! Don't do that!" "Yeah! We know exactly what we're doing!" "Dude! Have you forgotten our credo?" "Society for the refusal to ask for directions."

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

Zoom Wedding

Einstein's brother developed the theory of 'relativism'.

Sword Swallow is Bitten by a Mosquito.

"Vernon likes an element of danger in a water feature..."

These upside-down tomato planters simplify everything. But, dad. Mother nature wants plants to grow upwards. Sez who?

Memorable Travel Adventure: 'I was in Florida, and on a whim, decided to wrestle an alligator.'

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

kid skateboards off airplane wingtip

'Now I don't know what it's like in New York, but this is Kansas city, and we follow the laws of physics out here.'

'My horoscope says I'm due for a surprise today.'

Jean, bring me everything we've got on gravity.

Avalanche skiing is a RUSH!

Doctors without borders, gravity, or air.

"You're under arrest for breaking the law of gravity! You have the right to..."

Weight Gain Denial

"That's many giant leaps for man."

Hill Walking Boots: 'I'll take them.'

Trampoline Balance

Fun with Ned-Ball.

Cross-Country Sledding

Sailor notices a sea mine in his foot bath.

Proposed Changes To The Laws Of Gravity

Trapeze Artists